Lana Del Rey delivers a distinctively average performance of ‘Blue Jeans’ on BBC’s The Voice last night.

Lana continues her display of zero charisma and giving off vibes that she hates her job. You don’t get anything more hideously monotone and zombified than this. It was like she ransacked a karoake night at the pub, grabbed the mic after a couple of pints and tortured every unsuspecting soul with her drunken vocals.