Dear Justin Timberlake, you proved quite the smooth operator with your Brit Awards performance earlier tonight.
‘Mirrors’ is actually a good song, but you were looking like a fusion of Frank Sinatra (outfit) and David Beckham (hair). Nice perm boy! Miss your luscious curls from back in the day. Each strand had serious sex appeal! Anyway, congrats on you and Jay-Z headlining the UK’s Wireless festival this July. That should be quite a gig. I’d see you on tour but this big band, tux type stuff is becoming quite unnerving. We get enough of that from Bruno Mars as it is.








